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Shenanigans: Jason Taylor, vaseline, and Colt Brennan

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NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW I'm just kidding nothing like that. But shenanigans nonetheless:

Perhaps [Jason Taylor's] best feat was lacing my[, Colt Brennan's,] helmet and visor with Vaseline, which meant I spent the practice in a slippery helmet and no visor, because I couldn’t see out of it (the Vaseline took forever to wipe off).

This is the tragedy of bad circumstance that has become Colt Brennan's life, as the cruel Football Gods put his locker betwixt Jason Taylor and Chris Cooley. It's a trap.

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Is there a worse locker...

for a rookie QB to have on this team?

After reading Cooley's blog...

I now realize I could never be a NFL player. I just am not that creative with my locker room pranks. I wouldn’t stand a chance.

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