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Let the Kellen Clemens Era...BEGIN...!!!

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FIRST

LOL Kellen Clemmens…

third
nope
thought somebody would have gotten 2nd before me
HELU WE NEED YOU!!!!
helu...

is it me you’re looking for?

hmmm

not doing so well on 3rd down…again.

Helu is gonna break one...and not a leg.
Yea i wanna see helu and hank...good game so far

I just wanna see Hankerson

lol CSN just cut Doc off
I think we have some good players to make a roster with
who else is excited about the o-line and d-line?
I'm drinking the Kool-aid with you!
Hankerson, Paul and Helu

is what I’m looking forward to

i rather see Chappell than Clemens

just don’t like Clemens

Get Clemens out of the game!!!
honestly we should put the first team back in

and blow the Steelers out of the water

confidence builder?
sends a message to the rest of the league
rather go 0-4 and stay healthy imo
i was joking
oh...then HAHAHAHAHHAHA
thats just good sarcasm by you
Weird seeing a QB wearing #1, I think the last time I saw that

was that fat ass punter that we had last year. Hank’s in there!

I’m excited cause I heard Vinny just talked Barry Sanders into coming back and playing a year for the skins for 35Million Guaranteed

jeebus that was terrible by Clemens
way to stare him down clemens
That was a terrible pass by Clemens
Damn... I never should of bought that Clemens jersey
I know you didn't
at least you bought only one....

::drowning sorrows in Zima::

with a QB like this its gonna be hard to see what Paul and Hank can do
Mannnn I'm glad hes a 3rd string battle
I just turned around, looked at my TV...and noticed that professional f'ing football is on.

Feels good to say that.

have been watching the afl all off season
championship game is on right now

sharks vs. rattlers

We're in 2nd and 3rd string football territory now.

Its not that professional.

Who is Gutierriz?

#17

old pats backup
QB we picked up.

I think he was Bears backup.

id rather see him than clemens
3rd string behind cassel
If we keep a 3rd QB on the roster this season

I’ll question every decision Shanny’s made in his coaching career

6' 8... thats a loooong way to fall
6'8 230. That's skinny
yea i feel he'll get hurt fast
tiiiimmmmmmbeeeeerr
Anyone see matt stafford have a good game and andy dalton stink it up?
You'd think Dalton would look good with that stellar supporting cast in Cincy.
Steeler has a concussion, I saw his eyes roll in the back of his head

I know because I saw the same eyes in the last Cowboy fan I came across

my take on the game because you all care:

1. Grossman def knows the offense, and sometimes the scheme can make a guy look good in spite of their ability. Grossman looks the part of that description?
2. I’m surprised by the Olines performance against PIT first team front 7
3. Hightower fits the scheme
4. Defense looks like there may be breakdowns in coverage down field, hopefully a healthy Landry/Atogwe helps that.
5. Wilson got whored on the PI call, apparently you can’t make eye contact with the receiver anymore
6. Graham Gano is your kicker in 2011
7. Defense has been good at making plays at meaningful times. (Kerrigan on 3rd and 1 anybody?)
8. Brandon Banks is Brandon Banks
9. Kellen Clemens job on this team this season needs to be handing out programs before home games

are you reposting that from earlier?
I'm not surprised about the o-line.

I called that one.

Jammal Brown was really imprssive
called that one too
I TOLD U LONG TIEM AGO IF YOU LOOK BACK

the oofensive line wud b gud so hoos rite now hmmmmmm cerrato hmmmmmmmmm?

Never was a doubt
You tell washingtonwin.

Fucking Nostradamus ova here.

Damn you DeepBall..... Damn you...

5. Wilson got whored on the PI call, apparently you can’t make eye contact with the receiver anymore

Wilson definitely pulled that dude’s arm

Yeah that was with out a doubt PI
+1 for number 5
whoever that guy is

cut him

Ugh Alrick
Aldrick even
Rookie Mistake

Danny won’t let him do it again.

Ok we cant do ANY assesment on our receivers when this bum is tossing them the rock..
For those getting on Robinson, do you not remember Banks making the same mistakes a year ago?
if robinson has some good games, do you think they'll take him over banks?
depends if shows he can play some WR
Yup, that's why I'm not saying anything

I remember the fumbles

But banks took one back

Banks basically said you are going to have to rip this out job out of my hands.

Gano will sleep better tonight.

Yea well... Robinsons had one chance, haha...
This Sucks!!!!!

I can’t get any of the links to work to watch it on line. Sounds like our first team looks much improved. Hopefully we get to see Beck next week. I think this is a good sign for things to come with our first team against the steelers first team.

royster runs soft
reminds me of CP
yea CP was real soft laying out people and putting his body on the line
Not last year

Which I think was the point

he runs patient. Looks good to me.

Keep an eye on Mo Hurt
Royster is not winning me over
Ok maybe thats what he needed
Nice catch by Stallworth
Stallworth makes Clemens look good...

In the Will Smith MIB voice…

I thought that I would see a sloppy game but penalty wise it hasnt been bad

I think we have just one pass interference penalty?

Where's Helu?

Was he shut down for some reason?

Now that was a run
has logan paulsen been playing at all?
mostly blocking.
what about sellers?
i actually have no idea

so I’d guess no.

Helu just got abused
yea that dude only has 300 lbs on Helu
just scanned the stats, our o-line hasn't given up any sacks!
You probably just jinxed it...
I'm ok with it, first team no sacks.
Told ya.
haha my feed is delayed. i just saw the paul catch
okay...name check

I thought it was Helu (Hay-loo)?

It is
Someone needs to tell the announcers that
is Helu good at receiving out of the backfield?

did he do that often at Nebraska?

didn't people (john keim) say that royster was better at blocking than the other rbs?
Kellen Clemmens

Is my hero Go Ducks!!

nice touch on that one
He took like 10 seconds to wind up.
Look! It's Niles Paul!
love seeing the young guys play
Niles Paul baby!

Him and Hank will be starters by Week 8

haha kool aid... i don't see it. they need moss, grossman loves him too
Moss in the slot as 3rd receiver.
I got a vision of Art Monk when they showed him.
Do you think shayne is thinking about packing up his bags on the sideline now or will he actually be back?
hell he probably snuck out and went home unnoticed
Why isn't Helu getting too many snaps?
Carries I mean.
Maybe they'll use him more in the 4th?

Or possibly next game?

Remember last year they played a different RB for every preseason game.
Guh-NOOOO

just solidified his spot. Alright

And.....Gano wins the job
First Training Camp Battle to Finish!
Washington has 345 yards of offense.
Preseason Superbowl!!!
Okinawa 2.0
Anyone who gets excited for preseason stats

needs a lobotomy.

Print the T-Shirts!!!
wow didnt know it was that much
and... 10 points
thank you shayne graham.
If you look at the order they were posted.

you copied me :P

Thanks to Shayne Graham.

That number should be 16.

Can we start a Heisman campaign for Grossman?

or does it matter this is pros?

Well actually being a Buckeye fan you should know their players get paid more handsomley than Rex

So its probably ok

We should pay Rex in tattoos...?
Doesn't it seem like clemens should have more than 60 yards?
Should but

oh yeah he blows.

LOL...hahahahaha
Sorry to burst the bubble of everyone (including myself)

but let’s remember we raped the Bills last year in the first preseason game, I know the Steelers are better but… it’s preseason.

No... kellen clemens is the future with his running around, looking stupid
Bills: 3rd worst team of league

Steelers: AFC champs. Bit of a difference.

Not much.

in preseason.

I acknowledged that

but look at the score. And look at the fact that we’re in preseason.

One of the commentaries on the kickoff was that kickers will try to flip the ball higher to land at the 5, is that a good idea?
atleast our D is swarming to the ball
HANKERSON'S HORRIBLE, CUT HIM
Chill Vinny
Im trying to see how many people I can infuriate with that post
sustained drives

3 drives of over 80 yards in the game…i can dig it….jaworski was talking about how low of a percentage 80 yard drives are in the league last night during the chargers v. seahawks games…hopefully we can do it every game

Fox has been all over the place, remind me of Albert Fincher
HANKERSON'S HORRIBLE, CUT HIM
Clearly a bust
Haha, love the Sarcasm.
If anyone cares........

DeAngelo Hall was a trending topic on twitter awhile ago, and now Shayne Graham is a trending topic.

Aldrick is getting excited
Everyone is getting excited

according to Joe.

he wont be returning kicks
gomes. nice tfl
Like what I'm seeing out of Dejon Gomes, though
Robinson and Shane will carpool out of Fed-Ex together!
aldrick

#cmonson

Brandon Banks

Sideline doing the happy happy joy joy dance

I'm liking Fox.
Why are they playing the Black Eyed Peas?

Fuck the Black Eyed Peas.

To piss you off.
So does Kyle call the run plays, and then a retiree from the bingo hall call the pass plays?

Or is that not how Shanahan does it?

He brought in a shuffleboard player from a cruise.
cause tonights gonna be a good night
Quoting black eyed peas

Should be banned. They suck.

Royster is playing g l a m o r o u s

Royster is playing g l a m o r o u s

Can this system work for any QB?

Maybe we are not as bad off behind Center as we thought.

Only time will tell
Stallworth is looking good against this late round picks and UDFAs
Its what we brought him in for!
Holy 15 year old Ameritel commercial
the triplets!!!
washingtontowin totally predicted that 2 of the 3 of them would be WAY hott.
hahaha +1

I been tellin yous guys write whin dey come out of the wooomb dat at leest 66 pircint of those tripletz woold be hott. !. 1whos write now hmmmmm….

main jall ARE a BunCh uv FunMakirs
Suprised I haven't seen the Broudreau "Cup Holder" commercial
Anybody know who #51 (a LB) is?
I found this web site that tells you who all the players are

http://www.redskins.com/team/roster.html

lol

but to be fair the Redskins site has that stupid gameday thing up and you can’t find the roster for shit.

I found another site that helps with that too

www.google.com

Also ESPN, SI and NFL

but sometimes it’s just easier to ask here.

There's actually a place where you can find out who's on the team???

I guess it’s true when they say you learn something new every day.

Stallworth aaaack, I'd rather not waste a roster spot on an Old Receiver.
I wish Beck was in

and that will probably be the only time I ever say that.

Stallworth's making those DBs look like innocent pedestrians out there

too soon?

took me a second, but then Iol'd.

we’re going to hell.

nice catch by paulsen.
His name was logan paulsen.
The name was Robert Paulsen in the movie...
No way

thats crazy.

there are no names...

In operation mayhem

i really think

The Skins gonna be ok this year. Our offense
 Actually looks modern and professional.. we might not have top talent but the QB’s look quick and decisive. A complete 180 from the Jason Campbell / Mcnabb era.

kellen

looking better than i thought he would

Come on Hank!!!!
yeah...

miles of daylight if he holds that.

Hankerson STILL has a problem with the dropsies....
Hank moving to Devin Thomas territory

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

Is that Carlos wearing Hankersons jersey?
could beck end up 3rd string?

ha just have a feeling… and then all the media that just assumed he was starter and still write articles referring to him as the starter can feel dumb

Austin is looking Sharp.
I think..

I could have kicked that FG that Shayne Graham missed and I have had Crown Royal.. A lot of CR and Im old..
Come on Hank get in the game//

Just saw Zorn on TV...gives me cold sweats.
i didnt even know he was still even relevant.
Hankerson's REALLLLLLLLLLL good
Are they gonna give Chappell or Gutierrez a shot?
bet verica

could have put up better numbers than rex

really?

73% completion, 200 yards and a TD with no turnovers?

ha

i was joking.. everyone should know by now i am rex #1 fan.. like ever.. like only person in chicago who still loves him

Believe it sir. Accept it. Come to love it.
wait...

are both gano and rocca aussies?

Gano was born in Scotland

and grew up in Florida so no.

Well, maybe Shane will catch on with another team?!
Danny Smith & Shanahan walking in unison

lol

we looked sharp

now lets just take some knees and run the clock out… go out on a positive note haha

charlie batch

still in the league.. that is awesome

Hankerson has put me in a bad mood

I thought we got rid of Carlos Rogers…

Preseason

But it sounds like our skins are looking good across the board. Can’t watch it, so tell me where are we looking weak?

Our weakness? Hankerson's hands!!!
Total bust

Cut him

How bad is it?

How many has he dropped?

all of them.
His hands look goofy big in those white gloves

All the better to drop passes with

Secondary but no starting safety's so its early to judge.

Both Hall and Wilson got caught slipping as well…

I actually miss opposing teams returning and getting blasted by Sellers/LoAx
Maybe...

Next season they will completely eliminate kick offs…just give each team the ball on the 15…LOL

I was

Happy with Kerrigans play, bigger than I thought. He and Rack will be a force this year..

Have to head to work

Even though its preseason, I am loving what I’ve seen so far. Can’t wait until all the haters have to eat their words on our beloved ’Skins.

HTTR!!!!!!

Gomes with the Safety Blitz!
Yea I like this Gomes kid
Gomes has been impressive
he looks like bradon banks lol

both got good speeds and both have dreads maybe it is banks?

Love that D!!!
Down goes Dixon!
Gomes just made the team. LOL
gomes

looking good.

yea im really liking gomes
Gomes>Buchanon
You can't trade a safety for a CB

He would have to replace Doughty or Horton

Gomes is going to be Safety depth
Despite Hankerson's drops, we still don't cut this guy, remember he's a 3rd Round Pick.
True, but with the biggest hands in the NFL for a WR, he's gotta catch something. lol
He

will get the Shanny talk later,,

Hah

If you were responding to what I said earlier, I was just busting on these people that freak out instantly. They should realize this is his first NFL game…EVER. Chill its preseason.

Hankerson finally caught one
HE CAUGHT IT!!!!!!
Hankerson finally caught one.
Maybe Hank is like a good boxer. He needs that first hit to get focused.
it looked like it was his arm or shoulder
Hank just having bad luck tonight

Now we know why they kept grabbing receivers.

They were

going to throw it to him till he caught one…

We are still looking a little too comfortable..

1 TD and we lose this one….

who cares
our team could use the confidence boost if anything..
Hey...I need a bigger wooden spoon and more sugar for the Kool-Aid, who's got me?
On it!!!! Bought the supplies in late July.

I love it!!!

HogHunter you are now officially my main doo-doo stain.

I don't stir the Kool-Aid too much.

But when I do this is what I use.

Kevin Barnes is down...
That should've been an INT
Maybe

Hank just needed to get a catch and a hard hit to get his head and hands right. Like TO without the attitude.

and the overdose.
That too

I’m just not ready to give up on him. Maybe its the Hurricanes fan in me.

Gomes... is my man of the night
He may be in the Jersey running

Need a new 2011 one?!

I like the way you think
Man, if Helu gets loose no one is catching him
Listening to it on the Radio

 And Sunny just said, “Who is Ryan Torain?”

Man I dont know how to act with only 1 penalty
So who wants some more?

I've already had too much

I may go into a coma soon.

Ha! that's too late.

We’ve all got Diabetes at this point.

my favorite flavor....red
I'll take mine in the new Starbuck's Trenti cup!
Theismann dissected Hank's route running (bad), comparing it to Stallworth's (good)

Add the drops, and Hank better shape up, although he won’t be cut. Wilson got beat bad several times earlier (thought he had a hamstring injury). Most of the receivers looked good. I thought the Skins looked good generally. Gano way ahead of Graham. Robinson had some troubles – probably not fatal. Banks looked good.

Ambien and beer

That’s what its going to take for me to sleep tonight.

Weed and beer for me
hold it hold it dont hold it roll it
You should try some tequila and some Spanish fly.
Omar Epps looks angry
Looks like Graham can hang it up
Put that ginger out of his misery.
We'll be in misery

If we have to keep looking at him miss wide right or wide left.

Who is this kid Gano?

When did we sign him? Is he related to the same Gano we had last year? lmao!

If Graham had made tose 2 kicks

we would have scored 22 points against the Steelers’ D.

Damn Steelers vs Baltimore week 1

That’s gonna be good.

The Ravens were sloppy on defense last night

even for a pre-season game. I still wonder how good they will be this season.

They've been slipping in the draft and in general

As long as the Steelers maintain the level they’ve been at, they are going to start dominating(more) that rivalry.

That and I have always thought the

Ravens play undisciplined on defense and are good for a few stupid penalties and the Steelers have better DBs so they can blitz without too much worrying about giving up the big plays (unless they face Green bay…..)

losing your D-Coordinator to Michigan might do that to you.

Still don’t get that move.

We are winning the next 5 Super Bowls

Tonight has told me that

So Shayne. You just got beat out by statistically the Worst kicker in the league.

How does it feel?

lmao he prolly say something about ''i gave it my best...110% blah blah lol''
"So what you're saying is that your best is worse than the worst kicker in the league?"

“…Fuck.”

Is 22 Donte Barnes?

If I’m hearing it right, Theismann keeps calling him Kevin Barnes.

did you click the link Parks gave you?
For once, Theismann is right

It’s Kevin Barnes, he changed his number.

Right - it is Kevin - I thought he was 25
A white receiver wearing #8

That infuriates me…

He's 6'7"

take it up with him.

Theismann just said:

“Rex Grossman delivering the package to Santana Moss.” LMBO!!!!!

The Skins are winning.

Theismann’s 5 drinks in.

He called Osi Umenyora

OSIMURA (ow -sim-ur-a)

Chappell!
Yep

He sure is good at handing it off.

I'm jealous.

I can do that.

Right...And I will do it for league minimum!
Absolutely

I can hold a clipboard, toss the ball in practice, and hand it off in preseason with the best of them. Give me that check.

ESPN and Jamie Dukes

Can’t wait to here the comments from the “Professionals!” Especially Dukes and Sapp.

Jamie Dukes

he’s such a great “analyst”

Why didn't they let Chappell throw the ball once?
They knew better.
Every year Thiesman gets worse and worse.
Well Coached Squad

I didn’t get to see the game but after reading up on here and reviewing the stats. Few penalties, good o-line play, decent QB play, limited turnovers, very solid defensive performance, excellent special teams results, I would have to say it sure sounds like we at least have the appearance of a well coached, well prepared squad….?

so far, yes.

I’m sure we’ll be reading a bunch of more positive stuff re shanaplan now.

MY CUTS AFTER TONIGHT.....

Shayne Graham
Aldrick Robinson

and…..

Mike Sellars!

Hank is on the fence, he needs to get his shit together though!

i agree

100%. No way we cut Hank though…right?

Wouldn't cut robinson

Db 29 would be gone though

My status has changed a bit

on Brandon Banks. I would not like to let a weapon like him go. I just wish he could give you more in the Receiving game.

I agree 100%

No way we cut Banks…right?

he was also the wildcat qb last year
we gonna use him as a weapon in next years draft to move up

im thinking him plus our number 1 to get a good qb

thats what bears fan said about hester;P

 they should put him in the pre season fake screen to helu and hit banks for a quik slant

wilson,helu

are they both wearing 26? sounds crazy but i saw a pic from the game and i think it was wilson was wearing 26 on defense. and i noticed helu was wearing 26

im gonna go blow up the yahoo sports threads

:D

im gonna get a million thumbs down votes on yahoo lol. i just wrote this

 redskins kicked that ass tonite. cant wait to see all the steeler fans at bingo tomorrow.. i just got back from wal-mart.. im gonna be wearing my new rex grossmen jersey :D

Can we give a rook some snaps?!????

Niles paUl does know how to catch more than one pass. If hankerson is gonna have early jitters about playing in the NFL get that shit out of his system in the preseason. Also please guarantee Aldrick Robinson a few chances to make the team as a receiver, people a getting on his case about the poor returns but if his only chance to make the squad is a return for td he’s going to try to make a play no matter where he is, fair catching doesn’t do anything for him. I liked markus whites relentlessness this game hope he gets a few snaps with the big boys to see if he can get in the backfield against a real oline

Ike Taylor broke his thumb

Can’t read through every comment, so just thought I’d throw this out there in case it was missed.

I know I'm not the first to point this out

But can we state the obvious once again? Joe Theismann is a fucking moronic asshat of a commentator.

rather hear joe then troy or moose johnson anyday!

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