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Looks Like Someone Has a Sixpack of the Mondays: How Could I Have Been So Wrong?

1. I wish this was only an annual posting. I wish I could say that I was only wrong about five or six things in a calendar year. Instead, I find myself dedicated to clearing the air a bit more frequently. Given I tend to beat a loud drum around here when it comes to some of my predictions, it is only fair that I collect these incredibly bad calls and serve them up to you for your well-deserved chance to say, "I told you so." They really do add up quickly...damn.

2. "Green Bay will go undefeated and win the Super Bowl."Green Bay did not go undefeated, and has the slimmest of chances to bring home back-to-back Lombardi Trophies. To me, this was the safest of all the bold calls to make back in August. Their loss to Kansas City though was as shocking as it was predictable--of course a down-on-their-luck team was going to play the best game of their season against a Packers team coasting into the playoffs. The loss to the New York Giants was not as shocking, and closed me out. The Packers are still very stacked and are a candidate to run the table next year, though I am unsure if I would predict it.

3. "The Pro Bowl is going to be awesome."It took exactly one offensive play for me to become bored by the Pro Bowl this year. The week before the Super Bowl is the first week without an actual NFL football game (that counts) since the end of the preseason. It features the stars of the game. What could be one of the greatest exhibitions of football has turned into one of the biggest mockeries of the game. Granted, nobody wants to see one of the best players in the league get hurt in the Pro Bowl, but the effort on display last night was atrocious. If the NFL is going to serve up a bunch of millionaires playing at half speed and expect people to love it, they are sorely mistaken. I am not sure how you fix this. Maybe only rookies should be playing. Maybe it should just be a flag football tournament, with one team representing each division. The winning division would win two primetime Thursday Night games in the following season. I don't know...but something needs to change. This is not the golden age of All-Star games, I know, but we have to be able to do better.

Star-divide

4. "Leonard Hankerson will be a starting receiver on opening day in 2011." Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh, that one has bitten me a little. I got really carried away last preseason after talking to Hank the Tank and seeing him work in practice and on film. It was all there...but he was clearly behind the guys who started ahead of him. He did manage to speed up his learning curve a little during the season, which is a testament to his work ethic, since backups have to make so much more out of limited reps during the week. Either way, I was wrong...but watch out for 2012!!

5. "The Redskins will go 10-6."On one hand, I always predict 10-6 because you just never know what year the Redskins will magically break out. On the other hand, it has made me very, very wrong for...ahem...a while. Part of me thinks that the sun will shine on this dog's butt at some point, but I am not sure if I can sustain my string of 10-6 predictions until that happens. Sure, it was a best-case scenario prediction, and I tend to gravitate toward the rosy side of the street, but I might have to temper my bias in 2012.

6. Playoff predictions: my playoff predictions have stunk out loud.I was ready to ride Tebowmania all the way to the Super Bowl--and be the only one to have predicted it since Week 15! That was dumb. I had Green Bay making it all the way of course, which did not work out so well. I also predicted the HarBowl featuring the Ravens and 49ers in Indianapolis. That was dumb. The good news is I have no real horse in this race on Sunday. There is no team I feel any obligation to continue to pick, since I had them both losing in the conference championships. I think that will help me actually win some money this weekend. We shall see.

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Wait a minute… you actually watch the Pro bowl?

I watch reruns of previous super Bowls or last season’s good games, much more enjoyable.

NFL football just does not translate with All-Star teams (Redskins fans should know this better than anyone)
I have not watched the Pro bowl in years, but from your brief description is what I fear regular-season games will look like if they keep making rules to favor the offense.

With all of these new receivers that are 6’5" and 240 pounds that can run as fast as the small guys, I think it is safe to reinstate the 10 yard chuck rule… this Wes Welker thing is out of control.

agree 100%

I didn’t even consider watching it because it’s been so long since it was a game worth watching.

I like the idea of bringing back the 10’ chuck rule!

what can I say...I'm a junkie

the first step is admitting you have a problem

If they made the ProBowl more about

the Position competitions I’d watch that, they’re actually kinda fun to watch. Its more of a competition than 11 men getting a TD every play.

nothing wrong with some risks ken...

now i hope shanahan takes a risk by trading up for rg3 :P

There should be some gentlemen's agreement

Not to mention RG three in the comments when the post has nothing to do with quarterbacks.
I am actively avoiding quarterback topics here, it is really becoming a virus

I've noticed

RG3 however can go somewhere else. Superman socks say your badass. Barney Socks say your kinda odd

I watched the first quarter of the pro bowl then turned the channel

the offensive and defensive lines literally just stood up, embraced, and did a little two step dance with each other while the QB waited for his WR to streak down the field…..but you’re absolutely right, football does not translate well to all star games, because of the physicality of it…maybe they should just do skills competitions instead, and maybe have a freshman/sophomore game

The beginning was garbage

It got much more competitive as it went. They were going full speed by the end. It was actually fun to watch by the second half

ahh, I should have kept watching then
The NFC Locke a couple onsides and faked a punt

And it got a little more competitive. Then Cam Newton came in and starting scrambling and running which opened up the flood gates

Kicked*
I saw that first onside kick

that got me excited

I think one day

the NFL will be played throughout 16 games like its played in the probowl. No tackling, no sacking the qb, have to wait 5 seconds before you blitz, no sneezing. Just high scoring boring games…..Thus the reason I hate Roger Goodell and I want him out of the commissioners office. He has changed the game for the worse. Dan Marino set an unbelievable record with his passing yard bench mark, back when the defense was allowed to rip your head off and then get up and do it again, and make contact beyond 5 yards with a WR. I do agree we need less head hunting hits but some of the calls this year were wack. To my point though these QBs would have to pass for 6500 yards to actually beat Dan Marino, in my opinion. Could you imagine 13 with these kind of rules, he wouldn’t even think it was fair.

Let's start a movement to bring back the 10 yard chuck

I could really enjoy watching linebackers and strong safeties getting a good hit on Wes Welker, then we’ll see if he can get 50 receptions in a season… I think not.

whats the 10 yard chuck
You used to be able to manhandle receivers within 10 yards of the line of scrimmage

Instead of the 5 yard rule we have now

oh. I know what that is...I just didn't know that's what it was called.
hmm, but we do know: Once every 6 years or so.
On one hand, I always predict 10-6 because you just never know what year the Redskins will magically break out
so you're saying we're due?
1999, 2005, 2007, 20XX?

No real pattern here…I don’t know when we got to the playoffs before 1999. I would of been a small boy

Pre-1999 once…

Pre-1992-almost every year
back then 10-6 was a wild card record, no NFC division winner had that bad of a record

I feel bad for the Bills

they must hate the NFC East…..every year they made the SuperBowl a NFC East team beat them

Well, you know it's an honor just to be nominated…
I don't know what that feels like but I can imagine

I’d rather go 0-16 then lose in the superbowl. Unless we went the next year and won.

I'd rather lose the Superbowl than anything other than WIN the Superbowl.

Because at least we’re the SECOND best team in the league.

And that’s from someone who’s seen our beloved Redskins lose the Superbowl… twice.

And win three times, of course.

Pro Bowl should be the opposite of NBA

Focus on skills competition and make that the primetime event. Make flag football a Saturday Night event.

Who wouldn’t want to see Darrell Green race Deion?

Aaron Rodgers vs Drew Brees in QB competition?

WR vs. CBs in some type of catching competition…

Long Kicks…etc…

Make them for real money. That way, no one gets hurt, but the competition level is high.

I like that idea of having WRs v. CBs one on one

that’d be an entertaining skill competition

Deion
Cheetahs don’t stretch
Or tackle

It’s really a business decision

You don't need to tackle when you cover like Deion.
I'd also like to see the Omaha drill as well

although, that one may be a bit too physical for an all star game, but that always got us hyped up when I played

Old Gun Slingers Vs Young Guns

QB competition. Could you imagine John Elway Joe Montana Troy Aikman Steve Young Dan Marino Brett Favre Peyton Manning vs Aaron Rogers Drew Brees Matt Ryan Eli Manning, in a accuracy battle. And they should keep records overtime to see who the most accurate over the years is. Too bad they didn’t have this in place 15yrs ago when those old guys were still in their prime for record sakes

I left out Tom Brady because cross dressers don't get to compete

They can compete at Sugar Daddys on Drag Queen night but nowhere else.

Actually, I do remember them having these types of competition

Darrell Green was always the fastest player.
Quarterbacks had accuracy competitions and longest ball
whatever happened to those?

I only saw that 1 year.

Sean Taylor was in it too.

They had it in the Cayman Islands

I have a family home down there and I came like a week after it was done and the town was still buzzing the island is like 3mi x 17mi so its pretty small.

When the Redskins season is over...

Football season is over for me. I don’t give a rat’s ass about the Pro Bowl for the same reason I don’t care about fantasy football. It’s irrelevant to the Redskins season.

You must have a killer fantasy team....
The way pro ball players are selected is enough to turn me off. Fletcher only gets in as alternative. Guys get

in early on in their pro careers and are perpetually selected. I turned in on when 7 minutes were left in the game. Hopefully Cam can do better in the future.

That play where McCoy took that handoff and EVERY single player walked through it like it was a friday practice, oh my god, that was an embarrassment.

The NFL needs to get rid of the actual game. It’s a cash cow, but it’s also a black eye to heavily invested fans that take pride in their guys and their teams. When you see them jogging, you almost feel ashamed. Just name players to the Pro Bowl, it’s the honor of being elected, even if that itself is a joke, rather than playing in stupid Aloha Stadium.

It’s not even real football when you look at the rules, the NFL may be following its lead….

How Could I Have Been So Wrong?

You forgot to mention your biggest failed prediction. The one where you rang the town bell all summer Grossman is our guy and will be improved being year 3 in Kyle Shanahan’s system. Grossman did improve in sack yards allowed – over 200 for the year…career best!

I’ve watched a few Pro Bowls and this one seemed to be the worst I can remember.
At least they pretended to play a little in the second half.
Anyone else annoyed by Cam’s smug smile and untucked jersey?

Anyone else annoyed by Cam’s smug smile and untucked jersey?

What a thug.

Remember when people cared that he took money or stole a laptop or whatever that b.s. was?

yeah, me either.

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