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Looks Like Someone Has a Sixpack of the Mondays -- President's Day Mattress Sales Make a Lot of Sense

1. Rodskins has gone national. I have been receiving emails this weekend from all over with links tracking the story from MSN.com to NFL.com as well as other sports news sites. I have not heard if our pastor friend from North Carolina has done any national appearances, but it would seem Jim Haslett is continuing his denial of all things Rodskins.

2. I was thinking I would use this space each week to solicit any requests for topics of discussion on the upcoming Hogs Haven podcast. Obviously we will toss around the usual free agency and draft business but any good ideas mentioned here will surely be brought up by the crew on Wednesday nights.

3. Can we get our "There is no way Peyton Manning is 100% so can we please not sign him?" debate out of the way...at least for this hour?

4. As most of you know from listening to our show last week, while there is little excitement surrounding Rex Grossman's return, there is little doubt that he will return. Kevin has committed to either horseback riding or a part-time career in house-painting on Sundays next fall if Rex is our quarterback. I can't imagine doing either...the former chafes your loins, while the latter chaps your ass. One thing I believe is true: watching Rex play sometimes feels the same as when you breathe in a lot of paint fumes.

5. The Caps and Ted Leonsis have engaged in ticket sales practices designed to keep opposing fans out of The Phone Booth--most notably in a Pittsburgh playoff series shortly after Leonsis took over. Now the Lerners are actively engaged in trying to fill the ballpark with Nationals fans instead of Philly fans. Does anyone out there think Dan Snyder cares who buys tickets to come see Redskins games at FedEx Field?

6. I wonder what George Washington would say if he was somehow informed that a national holiday created to honor him and our other great presidents had somehow become synonymous with mattress sales? I know two presidents that would be pleased: GW Bush and Clinton. Bush was a noted lover of naps and Clinton was a noted lover...let's sell some mattresses!

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If Dan Snyder cares he'll go out and get RG3.

Someone who gets Skins fans excited again.

Last year was embarrassing.

I hear that RGIII will part the Red Sea

and consume the Dallas Cowboys with fire balls from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

aye
dan should seriously take the road ted has taken

People should stop selling their tickets to other team fans but that wont happen so what can Danny do to bring out the red in fedex?

As long as the team is winning, this won't be a problem.
With RGIII

everything will be possible. We’ll never lose a game again. Mediocre O-Linemen will become invincible. Our secondary will be so impressed by the catches our WR corp makes that D-Hall himself will sprout wings and fly through the air to nab intereceptions.

And he will make your posts funny.
I can live with not being funny

provided you and folks with your team building philosophy are permanently and forever banned from all of Ashburn.

I'm pretty sure permanently and forever mean the same thing.

And if by “team building philosophy” you mean I want this team to have a good QB, then yes I fall into that category.

But, I’m not employed by the Redskins so that should calm your fears.

It doesn't

because I think you at least mean well. Danny on the other hand I’m not so sure about.

first post

not only is there something to be said for exciting the fan base, but there is only one QB available to the skins this year with the ability to really change the franchise long term. As far as team building philosophy I am all about building through the draft and trying to keep as many draft picks as possible. In fact last years draft gave me hope that after so many years in snyder hell, bruce and shanahan might actually be able to pull us back out of the basement. However this franchise is not ever going to get the chance to draft a QB with a ceiling like RGIII without a top 5 draft pick. these kind of franchise changing opportunities do not come along every day. if you could go back to last year and trade up to pick cam newton would you do it?

Exactly, win some games and the problem resolves itself
You mean he should

Openly denigrate the teams fans? Or call the guys on this site slow and/or lazy?

Dear Rodskins:

Pics or it didn’t happen…

I’d rather wear Rosie O’donnel’s panties as a Ski-mask then watch Rax Grissman play another down in the Burgundy and Gold.

Presidents day mattress sale: Abe Lincoln used to share a bed with his boy toy so i think it’s pertinent.

Rosie O'donnel is a girl?
I will not comment

On her gender, but I don’t think she was ever “a girl”.

Whale

Which would explain oh so many things.

Grinds my gears that some idiot cast her as the cute and pert Betty Rubble.

"IT" is a whole 'nother category IMO
So Routt is spoken for

Any chance we go after Carr?

If his contract is cheaper than D-Hall's, then I say yes.

Oh and cut D-Hall.

With Carr on his way out

does this mean Bowe gets the franchise tag, taking him off the market?

99.9% chance Bowe will get franchised
there is no

Reason to bring back Rex. Seriously, I don’t get it.

He knows it inside out, even if he can’t actually do it. I’m not for bringing Sexy Rexy back, but that is one reason why you might consider him as back up next year.

he's a solid back up QB
No Grossman in DC would be my vote.

No one really knows what our QB plan is but to me it makes since to upgrade over Grossman. Even if it is just Orton or at least someone more careful with the damn ball.

Kyle Just Tweeted

Im bringing Sexy back….. Yeah ….. You Redskin fans won’t know how to act…

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