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Hogs Haven Super Bowl Picks

Finally after two weeks of discussion about a Gronkle the Super Bowl is nearly upon us. I don't get too excited for the game any more, generally because its depressing as a Skins fan. The same staff members that have been giving picks throughout the playoffs submitted their Super Bowl picks, along with some prop bets.

Patriots vs. Giants
Sunday 6:30PM, NBC
Final Score
Parks (7-3)

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31-23
Kevin (7-3)

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41-17
Steve (6-4)

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31-27
Ken (3-7)

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27-24
UK (3-7)

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27-21

HH Prop Bets after the jump...

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MVP
Parks: Patrick Chung
Kevin: Hakeem Nicks
Steve: Eli Manning
Ken: Victor Cruz
UK: Tom Brady

Scorer of First TD
Parks: Jake Ballard
Kevin: A. Bradshaw
Steve: Hakeem Nicks
Ken: Victor Cruz
UK: BenJarvus Green-Ellis

How long will it take Kelly Clarkson to sing the National Anthem (O/U 1:34)?
Parks: Over, she's a vocalist known for prolonged screaming
Kevin: Under
Steve: Under
Ken: Over
UK: Over

Will Kelly Clarkson's bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?
Parks: No, she's weight-concise
Kevin: Yes (why not)
Steve: No
Ken: No
UK: No, she'll wear a coat.

Will Madonna be wearing fishnet stockings at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Parks: Absolutely
Kevin: Yes
Steve: Yes
Ken: Yes
UK: No

How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 3½
Parks: Under, he'll be in hiding in the box
Kevin: Under (he knows this is Eli's day)
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1/2
Parks: Under, another one that will be even more in hiding
Kevin: Under
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will David Tyree's 08 Super Bowl catch be shown be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1
Parks: Over
Kevin: Push
Steve: Over
Ken: Over
UK: Over

How many times will Mitt Romney be shown on TV during the game? Over/Under 1
Parks: Under
Kevin: Over
Steve: Under
Ken: Over
UK: Under

What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Parks: Riptide Rush
Kevin: Lemon Lime
Steve: Orange
Ken: Yellow
UK: Orange

Poll
Who will win Super Bowl XLVI?
Giants
192 votes
Patriots
226 votes

418 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  23 comments

Comments

i picked the pats to beat the saints when the playoffs started

so i gotta stick with it. but i got a feeling the giants will win. i kinda think the pats are the underdogs so maybe the giants will finaly lose a superbowl

I’m surprised to see so many ppl picking the Pats since:

  • - Their defense is horrible.
  • - They have a WR playing slot CB
  • - Gronk’s injury is worse than people think (imo). Their offense is much different with him out of the game or hobbled.

Why the Pats could win:

  • - Ken predicted Giants. I’m re-thinking this now.
Why do you think this?
Gronk’s injury is worse than people think (imo).
based on the injury

High ankle sprain injuries always run 3 weeks…sometimes 4 (see Trent Williams and any other one). All the pressure on that foot goes into blocking, pushing off, making cuts…he can’t be effective.

Of course, TO came back from a broken foot to light it up in the Super Bowl so anything is possible…esp when you have porn stars nursing you to health.

He's more of a straigh-line runner and can be a decoy.
All the pressure on that foot goes into blocking, pushing off, making cuts…he can’t be effective.

But apparently the key to the game is Julian Edelman.

giants do better as the underdog

this time they are not the underdog. i think their luck finaly runs out :)

Or do they have a football player playing WR/KR/PR/SS?
Gronk’s injury is worse than people think (imo).
some nyg bodog prop bets u might like

margin of victory
nyg 11-13 pts – 12/1
nyg 14-17 pts – 12/1
nyg 17-22 pts – 15/1
nyg 22 + pts – 20/1

thanks.

I don’t like those 3 point windows…if Giants are getting 2.5…I want to know the line giving 6…that should be around 3/1.

Who should a Reskins fan root for?

Cons for rooting for the Jints:
In our Division
Will surpass our SB total
Freakin Eli

Pats:
They’re just evil

I was struggling with this decision too

made even worse by the fact my Dad and best friend are Pats fans.
In the end i’ve decided I just can’t root for the Giants so i’m reluctantly going for the Pats.

Go Caps Sunday

After that, it’s a lose-lose for me. I hate the giants and I’m sick of boston winning everything.

I’m just hoping for a crazy entertaining game, good food and beer aplenty.

Will Brady's crying get a roughing the passer penaty called? The Patriots best defense.
I think this post proves that Parks is a degenerate gambler

taking guys like Chung, and Ballard, Riptide Rush etc. are all tell-tale signs of a gambler chasing that one big score.

Don't be jealous b/c I do my research.

You’re going to have “EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!” stuck in your head at about 10PM Sunday

Just think:

If the Giants win, it will be the second consecutive season that we beat the Super Bowl Champs during the regular season. Only in this instance, we beat them twice.

Why be concerned about that piss ant?
Hit the wrong reply button, should have been to mbedner
If the Giants win, Devin Thomas gets a ring

I refuse to let that happen… GO PATS!

Damn Kevin 41-17 Giants ?

Key to beating the Giants is putting pressure on Eli. IMO the Patriots rattle Eli early and force him into making some bad decisions ( couple pics or fumbles ) Pats win 30-20. Would not mind the Giants winning though. Nice for someone in the NFC east to win the SB except Dallas of course.

Pats win 45 to 21

Gronk will play but i bet ol chad johnson is sneeked in as there secret weapon and pats whip the giants .

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